1.21.7
on April 10, 2023
at 3:00 am
Falst being open and honest about his vulnerabilities incident, 3 emotionally dead 47 emotionally injured
Falst being open and honest about his vulnerabilities incident, 3 emotionally dead 47 emotionally injured
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!! HE SMIRKED!!!!!!
Thank you Red for watering my crops and clearing my skin on this wonderful monday morning
Panel six hit even harder for me. They vibed for a second there. The were on the same page :D!
mhmm i agree completely. a rare vibe, love it
Yes, Yes, They’re ✨Bonding✨
This pleases me.
I could be very wrong, but I feel like that might be only our SECOND Faust smile. Progress.
For tactical reasons he must explain his pain
And thinks of mostly in how much he can sustain
Also Dainix’s facial expression in that last panel.
I know right! his expression was gold
For mobile readers.
Alt-text: this is like when amazon markets products for men by making them olive green and gunmetal gray and putting “TACTICAL” and “RUGGED” in the keywords
Image source: tactical
the concern on dainix’s face is absolute gold, also i dont know how to feel about the implication that falst has experienced all of these things before
It’s the full scope of the “bitch you live like this?” hitting Dainix on the last panel for me
Not to mention that he’s experienced them all enough to know what they are and how exactly the effect him
Dainix in the last panel lmao “I didn’t think I could get any more concerned?!?? :C”
Therapy: DENIED!
falst only accepts *TACTICAL* therapy
Well we’ve already had tactical high-altitude bridal carry so it makes sense
Dainixi looking concerned af in the last panel I love him.
Now how would you rate your health on a number scale from 1 to your max hp?
“Negative two, good thing I’ve got the Diehard feat.”
How normal are we feeling about panels 5 and 6 right now, fellas?
That’s a pretty in-depth analysis of his own injuries by Falst. Dainix looks so worried as he lists all the ways this could be worse. I wonder what the lacrima thinks of all this.
Also, what exactly is Dainix holding? Is it a tiny mortar and pestle? A pouch and an Everstone? I can’t figure it out for the life of me.
I think Panel 4 should be included in that list too tbh
Whoops I meant Panel 3
@Mint in panel six it looks like a little pouch with a flap in Dainix’s hands, perfect fot tucking away in a sash or in pants.
Calling it that the thing in the pouch is a fidget toy.
“I was a gladiator slave with fire living inside me and *I* think this guy’s way too nonchalant and comfortable with injuries and pain.”
I assume it’s a pouch to carry medicine of some kind. Like maybe painkillers or antibacterial or something?
Now rate your health on a number scale from 1 to your max hp
“Well im at 2 hp, but no status effects so ill manage”
“You know. For tactical reasons.” THAT LINE IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME
Like it just has so much “Just dudes being guys” energy
“I’m going to Mother Hen you. This is non-negotiable. The only question right now is how much dignity you can retain while I do so.”
dainix’s face in the last panel is just like
“bro, you are not ok”
“What? I got 8 lives left!”
I feel like he’d have less than eight lol
Well, he’s jumped off a mountain and exploded in this comic already, so he’s already been knocked down to seven. We can probably say that this whole experience takes him down to six. Anyone have any further suggestions for Falst’s ‘Puss-In-Boots Syndrome’?
I’d say with his backstory and all he’d only have a couple left
Soft menacing whistle in the distance
Falst: I don’t know I’m not really a math guy
I know this is probably not gonna happen but I ship Falstix
Just so you’re aware, other people also ship them and they call it Crustables (Crucible + Falst)
I’m uncrustable!
I’ve seen at least two people use Fainix and Falanx respectively
Angsty shonen boy defeated by logic once more?!
OKAY I absolutely living with this dynamic, now more than ever, thank you Red for blessing us with this beautiful, beautiful page of these two idiots vibing and doing the banter thing
I love this page, Falst’s smirk and Dainix’ hyperbolic repetition of tactical is everything I needed today.
One question tho: why isn’t there a risk of infection? That hilarious list of injuries seems like quite a risk of infection to me… anyone with more fantasy-medical knowledge care to enlighten me?
In real life, bone breaks and fractures rarely get infected (~1%) because they usually don’t break the skin.
My guess is that he just broke a lot of bones, nothing actually punctured his skin, so therefore no risk of infection.
Wow, we replied basically the same thing in the same minute!
Yay, positive thinking?
If you zoom in on panel six you can the exact moment these two became best friends.
Dainix and Falst should take this on the road for a comedy show…
Poor Dainix in panel six like “sweet Jesus even I’m not THAT bad”
I love Dainix’s face in that last panel
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
(The cold one is the shell around Falst’s emotional vulnerability)
oh god smirking Falst someone help me
There once was a red mother hen
Who’s dealing with men being men.
He’s just being practical
And also *gasp* tactical!
And he breaks through to Falst again.
Oh, that smirk. That smug Dainix smirk. I love it!
Comrade, you have outdone yourself on this one. I always scroll down to read the limericks, and this one made me smile twice as hard.
Now that’s worthy praise- when a fellow creator gives note- Only they understand what effort it takes to create good work! I must pick up a running gag- Orb!
Falst: Dang it, he used my own logic against me. DANG IT, I’m starting to like him.
Falst? Buddy??? You speak like you’ve been sick, poisoned, or concussed WHILE nursing multiple fractures????? I sympathize with Dainix’s face in the last panel, get this man an Alinua and some therapy stat
Wells, a Dainix will have to do for now
Is this the most words Falst has spoken in a single page? Feels like a lotta words for him
I feel like it is, but I really don’t feel like checking. Also, I agree with your username 100% Dragons are awesome
As Red said, “The real world is actually pretty cool[…] My only question is, Where the hell are the dragons?”
Dragons are, in fact, great.
I second this opinion wholeheartedly.
And most of the dragons that are present in stories are either axiomatically evil or good (usually the former), and/or are divine or spiritual. I want to see more stories where dragons are normal, mortal creatures, with morals that vary from individual to individual. (For anyone with a similar want, I recommend the webcomic Vainglorious, by Kelly Bull; the dragons there are just people of a different species.)
Wings of fire does the same thing. Granted most of the characters are dragons so…..
I’ve heard of the Wings of Fire series, but never got around to reading any of the books. Maybe I should start looking… (Also just remembered another story that I like that fits my mortal dragon criteria: The Dragon Prince.)
danix went from looking smug to in complete shock and i mean
fair
Dainix doesn’t seem to like how nonchalantly logical Falst is being about his myriad of injuries; methinks he’s starting to wonder how often Falst has had to live with similar injuries, or worse, in the past.
So Panel 6 is basically what happens when an autistic person who’s ended up developing an unhealthy tolerance for pain (e.g. sensory/interoception issues + medical/societal/familial gaslighting) casually lets it slip to a new neurotypical friend. Source: take a wild guess…
I meant the last panel ?
“I’m in this comment and I’m not sure how I feel about it.”
Or when a doctor goes “…wait how long did you say you’ve had this pain? …YEARS, not days?!” But they mostly look incredulous, not quite as caring as Dainix manages.
That… was the best thing ever.
Danix needs one of those T-shirts with “I found a loophole” written across the front in a generic font.
I ship it so hard you guys, omg pls
Dainix just looks SO concerned at Falst’s intimate knowledge of precisely how injured he is, and I love it XD
back from a small break, and caught back up. i am SCREAMING over erin’s void dragon convo, and now this??? Falst’s SMIRK- he smiles so little and it looks so good on him??? pls dainix whack some bonding into this man! i want to see him smile more he deserves it!
It’s such a cliche but OH MY GOD does Falst look good smiling
Really good Dainix expression in that last panel
ah yes. for tactical reasons
IM LOSING IT.
Danix: “HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?”
I’m sure it’s more than 3 dead 47 injured.
TL;DR: logic.
Oh dear. (Also, Dainix’s face in the last panel– he really was not expecting this.)
Predictions
a) Dainix, go therapy Falst into being a little less self-destructive please
b) How does Falst know so much about this? Did he just pick up the ability/knowledge over time? Guesses?
When the party met him he was trying to use a lacrima to edit his own soul. Presumably he learned everything he could about anatomy as part of that. Plus clearly having had a very painful life, and the inclination to understand how things work.
The look on Dainix’s face is just concern like “okay but how are you still surviving-
This. Entire. Comic. Page.
(That’s it, that’s all I can say. It’d be a novel if I tried to write any more detailed than that. The only thing I can safely add is “<3 <3 <3!")
The chemistry!! How are they so adorable together
Dainix is just like: Dude, I cannot stress this enough, this is NOT NORMAL
This whole comic feels like the characters are about half a page ahead of where they’d be in most stories. I mean this in a good way, they understand things fast, nearly as fast as the audience a lot of the time, and within certain limits they’re healthily self aware. Not many casts with this much emotional baggage could pull off genuine “tactical therapy” like this because at least half the characters would be complaining they don’t see the point. The complete absence of Idiot Plots is nice.