Dragon: I’M A’ FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!
(I know, old meme is old)
Throwing himself headlong into an enormous f**k you dragon with a breath attack. I think he and Tess would get along well.
So that’s the Burrower wyrm breath attack as Mat mentioned in 1-11-21, disintegrating the stone completely but leaving the water untouched. Maybe Falst knows this and is deliberately staying in the water, outside of the burrowers element and where it won’t fire everywhere lest it lose it’s footing and be swept away.
This all still doesn’t address who or what that strange light in the distance is though. My bet is on a who and they are waiting for Falst to start losing so they can come in at the last second and take the glory for themselves.
Wait are you talking about storm guy or massive f you dragon fighting lady? I think the fighting lady’s nickname is Tess.
Ok everyone tell me the nicknames for every unnamed character so everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Tess (sometimes called “punchy metal lightning lady” or “Sparky-Sparky-Boom Woman”) isn’t a god, so they’re talking about Tynan (who they call Susan the Lightning Diety, after Red accidentally calling Susanuo No Mikoto “Susan”)
As for other characters:
– The Void Dragon is referred to simply as Walter by a few people
– Somebody calls The Collector “Troglodyte Villain”
– Erin is referred to by Varda Alighieri (and sometimes myself) as Pompous Nitwit
– I call the glowy, winged paladin monster-slayer dude “The Champion”
– The one-eyed Ignan fire mage from the sketches is commonly called Crucible (which might be their actual name?)
…And that’s all the nicknames I can think of right now. I’ll try to clear up any confusing ones in the future.
I did indeed mean the lightning god, not the punchy metal lady. I vote to name the lightning god “Susan”, in honor of Red’s gaffe in her Susanoo-no-Mikoto video
To be fair to Falst, the safest place to be when there’s a laser shooting dragon with apparently little neck is probably on top of it. Can’t get shot by the laser that way.
I recently caught up with the series(when i realised it exist thanks to tv tropes ) and it has been ride and half! Waiting for more. Also i wonder how big is our party going to get? We are on good recruitment spree so i am cuirous
@TheUnknownGame
Idk if this is replying or not (it didnt seem to work) but I wanted to say… love the Avatar reference 🙂
Maybe she’ll end up being Lightning Woman to parallel Combustion Man?
Anyone else notice how the light and water around Falst’s fist looks kinda like a staff? Very Sun Wukong vibes in the best way. Also I bet Falst would be an excellent staff fighter, the weight and versatility of a staff would fit him
Your enjoying this Falst, aren’t you
Red playing shadow of the colossus makes it into the comic
“Thanks for telling me to jump directly into it’s laser face guys!”
A danger noodle–it’s the most dangerous noodle
NEW FAVOURITE QUOTE ?
*cuts to a couple minutes later*
Ali and Erin just find Falsty playing fetch with Trouble (the dragon)
That’s a cute* little* laser-face you got there. Now hop in for a hug, it likes to cuddle***.
*Warning, not really cute.
** Or little.
*** Cuddle your boneless remains.
Your grand thesis has a hole*: it IS cute.
*(much like that rock…)
that last panel is basically animated; it has identical composition to slow-mo action shots from movie trailers
I can literally see the camera focusing on Falst while the slow-motion ends and he sinks his claws on the dragon’s skin. Red’s art is *chef kiss*
I thought the same. It reminds me so much of the Thor Ragnarok trailers.
Dragon: I’M A’ FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!
(I know, old meme is old)
Throwing himself headlong into an enormous f**k you dragon with a breath attack. I think he and Tess would get along well.
So that’s the Burrower wyrm breath attack as Mat mentioned in 1-11-21, disintegrating the stone completely but leaving the water untouched. Maybe Falst knows this and is deliberately staying in the water, outside of the burrowers element and where it won’t fire everywhere lest it lose it’s footing and be swept away.
This all still doesn’t address who or what that strange light in the distance is though. My bet is on a who and they are waiting for Falst to start losing so they can come in at the last second and take the glory for themselves.
Enormous Fuck You Dragon: *shoots laser through the mouse*
Falst: “Yeah, it’s totally reasonable to fight this thing with my bare fists”
mouth*
Just realized it
I wonder if this will end with a Red-ish “AH! My hubris!” moment
This is very unfair I want more!!!!! Also, good luck Falst, it seems you might’ve found your match.
TL;DR: Laser tag.
Your tl;dr’s are always great, but this one transcends that. It’s amazing.
(but spicy)
Sorry, but what does “spicy” mean? I’m not well versed in internet slang.
As someone also not-well versed in internet slang, I think it means a hot-take?
It can describe a hot take in some circumstances, but here I’m using it to mean “dramatic and potentially painful”
I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or criticism but okay.
It was just me trying to make a joke, I assure you I meant no harm
Alright, thanks then.
Also thanks to the guy above who adored it. It’s good to know people still appreciate these.
I bet Falst will befriend the dragon, but Susan the Lightning Deity will smite it with extreme prejudice, leading to Falst and Susan fighting
Oh Susan’s real name is Tysan, my bad
Wrong again, it’s Tynan
Wait are you talking about storm guy or massive f you dragon fighting lady? I think the fighting lady’s nickname is Tess.
Ok everyone tell me the nicknames for every unnamed character so everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Tess (sometimes called “punchy metal lightning lady” or “Sparky-Sparky-Boom Woman”) isn’t a god, so they’re talking about Tynan (who they call Susan the Lightning Diety, after Red accidentally calling Susanuo No Mikoto “Susan”)
As for other characters:
– The Void Dragon is referred to simply as Walter by a few people
– Somebody calls The Collector “Troglodyte Villain”
– Erin is referred to by Varda Alighieri (and sometimes myself) as Pompous Nitwit
– I call the glowy, winged paladin monster-slayer dude “The Champion”
– The one-eyed Ignan fire mage from the sketches is commonly called Crucible (which might be their actual name?)
…And that’s all the nicknames I can think of right now. I’ll try to clear up any confusing ones in the future.
(Ignore my comment at the bottom it now works)
Love the Avatar reference! ? Maybe she’ll end up being Lightning Woman to parallel Combustion Man?
I didn’t come up with that nickname, and I don’t think Red is going to stick such references into her original work
I did indeed mean the lightning god, not the punchy metal lady. I vote to name the lightning god “Susan”, in honor of Red’s gaffe in her Susanoo-no-Mikoto video
I’ll just add one nickname I use to the list: I call the monster hunter “sir robin” because of the character in Monty python and the holy grail
To be fair to Falst, the safest place to be when there’s a laser shooting dragon with apparently little neck is probably on top of it. Can’t get shot by the laser that way.
Erin, after finding out this happened: Why don’t you idiots plan for things?!!
can we talk about the detail with his wet clothes for a second tho
oh dang that IS impressive
“Thanks for telling me to jump directly into it’s laser-face, guys!”
10/10 reference in the alt-text.
*gasp*
I didn’t even notice that, that’s amazing
IM’MA PUNCH IT
I recently caught up with the series(when i realised it exist thanks to tv tropes ) and it has been ride and half! Waiting for more. Also i wonder how big is our party going to get? We are on good recruitment spree so i am cuirous
local catboy lacks impulse control
I know it’s meant to be “GWOO” but I can’t unsee “6WOO”
I can’t help but be reminded of the “Jump on its face” moment in Shadow of the Colossus. Let’s hope it ends better here :3
@TheUnknownGame
Idk if this is replying or not (it didnt seem to work) but I wanted to say… love the Avatar reference 🙂
Maybe she’ll end up being Lightning Woman to parallel Combustion Man?
Falst you fool you’ve got to swim behind it and climb up it’s back
The light dragon winged guy has also been nicked as Michael cause the angel.
Let’s just punch a dragon in the face and not think about our problems
you gotta admire that much confidence.
Some real Monkey energy here and I love it
Dragon used hyper beam.
It missed.
Falst used fool-hardy charge.
Dragon is unimpressed.
“Just jump into the laser face what could go wrong?” iunno Red what happened when you jumped and grabbed a giant monster’s laser face?
Wait, is this Falst or a certain stone Monkey?
I am probably imagining things but that expression on the dragon looks kind of like a pit bull who wants to play.
me: he is a lion-person
my brainworm: sUn WuKoNg
Anyone else notice how the light and water around Falst’s fist looks kinda like a staff? Very Sun Wukong vibes in the best way. Also I bet Falst would be an excellent staff fighter, the weight and versatility of a staff would fit him
My brain: IT’S SUN WUKONG YAS MY FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN EXISTENCE I LOVE THIS, I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT
That rock wasn’t there before, was it?
Where did Falst get that spear in the last panel?
Alt text: yea just jump at the laser-face what could go wrong
The last panel reminds me unnormally strong of monkey
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