2.4.37
on May 9, 2025
at 3:00 am
couldn’t make the heat-resistant artifact and the being-able-to-breathe artifact two different artifacts?
couldn’t make the heat-resistant artifact and the being-able-to-breathe artifact two different artifacts?
Something something cats always land on their feet
Yadda yadda hang in there, Falst.
For mobile readers.
Alt-text: stuck the landing!
Image source: snag
Tumblr Text: it’s ok guys cats always land on their feet
Bluesky Text: this plan’s getting worse all the time
Oh nooooo, he’s going through so muuuuch! Poor poor Falst! He’ll never even want to sit close to a fire again…
Quick, someone, distract Rakhn with a nice pic of Mauna Loa, or Mount Mayon with the clouds!
‘Never want to sit next to a fire again’? Ahem *Dainix* 👀
FIRST
not quite
Fall to certain death
Thwarted by trusty blue scarf
Now the cat goes splat
*gasp* That’s also one very, very small artifact pulling double-duty. Really, Caliban, you need to take this one back to the designers.
Why do I so very, very much hope that Rakhn notices Falst going through so much to help his friend, and that he is so enraptured by the novelty of this story that he decides to help instead of chopping Kendal to pieces, just because this whole scenario is something he has never witnessed before and it intrigues him? I guess my need for harmony is strong today.
I was thinking the same thing lol
Woo got here so early you can’t even “next” your way here yet! Also hecccc! Falst, you gotta do everything the hardest way don’t you D:
Fleeting hope, now gone
Falling into certain death
Barely save yourself
Poor little guy is really going through it. I’m also a smidge worried about how frayed that sling looked earlier. Fingers crossed Falst makes it to the fireseed with Dainix still on his back…
Ouch, hang in there Falst!
[Mission Impossible theme blaring in the background]
With lightning speed, Falst braces his fall
With the scarf, and then swings to a rock, close call!
Uh oh, volcanic rocks are sharp, it would be awkward if he bled out to death on this rock though.
PARKOUR!
At first I was all excited for update, then I saw Falst falling in a volcano and was just like ‘wait wut’
Falst is having an interesting time.
Red loves giving her characters tons of problems huh. We got Kendal fighting for his life against Rakhn, Falst is *this* close to falling into a lava lake, Erin is crippled, Dainix is still a rock, and Alinua (the HEALER!) is presumably off in the ocean somewhere. Are we gonna see more divine intervention or are they just gonna “tough it out” as the saying goes?
All I can think of are those motivational “hang in there” posters with the branch and the kitty and I can’t stop giggling. Sorry, Falst.