Nothing against you Legally Distinct From What, but your TL:DRs seems to just explain what happened instead of explain what happens satirically
I know you stop the TL:DRs soon, just saying this for people who are rereading, add in more jokes to it, like
TL:DR: Blond Floof cues mission impossible music after stone mecha gets up all dramatically like the boss going into faze 2
Someone puts up a good fight… poor coolossus never stood a chance an against the Floofy the Terrible! XD
When you shut the door on your hand.
whisper/ this is epic.
Shhhhhhh
That moment when you’ve finally beat down the villain and then they get up dramatically
TL;DR: Golem fall down, nearly crushes Blond-Floof. Blond-floof rolls away. Golem gets up dramatically!
Nothing against you Legally Distinct From What, but your TL:DRs seems to just explain what happened instead of explain what happens satirically
I know you stop the TL:DRs soon, just saying this for people who are rereading, add in more jokes to it, like
TL:DR: Blond Floof cues mission impossible music after stone mecha gets up all dramatically like the boss going into faze 2
the alt text:
well, at least it’s still blind
Stumbling forth it has him nearly smashed
They both struggle up slowly from whence they crashed
Excellent rhyme. 7/10
Loving how Floofboi’s shirt is getting really stained