TL;DR: Prince Charming confronts his kidnapper, wondering if she works for Vash the Boulder. She lowers her to hood reveal a blue (purple?! Colorblindness sucks sometimes) woman with pink hair named “Alinua”. Knowing only a socially-closeted female cosplayer would go as far as painting her entire body a single color and dye her hair, Charming realizes she isn’t a threat. Serving him tea, he makes sure it’s decaf because winners don’t do drugs.
Um. You realize that what’s comments are jokes, right? They’re good jokes, but still potentially misleading. For instance, the boulder from last chapter is not actually named Vash and it doesn’t eat people.
Probably.
I call her ah-lin-ah, but I’m pretty sure she’s ment to be pronounced, ah-lin-ow or ah-lin-ee-ow or ah-leen-ow or ah-leen-ee-ow not sure which, ah-lin-ah is easiest and what feels most natural to me so it’s what I go with
Correction the official pronunciation is Ah-lin-wah, but I still call her Ah-lin-ah cause I think the official pronunciation is stupid. Nothing against Red, I just think the W is a bit jarringly placed
I must remind all you shippers out there that Red has explicitly stated she doesn’t really get the concept of putting romance everywhere. So I wouldn’t get my hopes up about shipping material. This is probably the start of a beautiful friendship, but not more.
i can't stop reading all the dialogue in red's voice help lol
That’s the tea sis.
Keep asking questions, get treated like a dummy
…What TYPE of tea?
the file is called “Decaf of course”, so my guess is decaf.
Tea doesn’t have cafeine… I think.
Actually, a lot of tea varieties naturally have caffeine. Here’s an interesting article that Google found me: https://www.teatulia.com/tea-101/caffeine-in-tea.html
Black and Green teas have caffeine, but herbal teas like chamomile don’t.
Well, that’s good to know.
I appreciate the tea discourse in this section. *takes notes*
Earl Grey
I cannot believe months have passed and nobody has added “hot” to this comment
Hot
Leaf tea
I love her already omg
oh no they’re all hot,,,,, you’re killing me red I can’t believe you’re blessing us with these beautiful people it’s not fair to my poor pan self
I thought it was soup. How is the magic decaf tea?
Oh no she’s cute
Theory: Alinua is fully resistant to hot temperatures. I would never hold a steaming cup of tea like that, get burns all over my hand
TL;DR: Prince Charming confronts his kidnapper, wondering if she works for Vash the Boulder. She lowers her to hood reveal a blue (purple?! Colorblindness sucks sometimes) woman with pink hair named “Alinua”. Knowing only a socially-closeted female cosplayer would go as far as painting her entire body a single color and dye her hair, Charming realizes she isn’t a threat. Serving him tea, he makes sure it’s decaf because winners don’t do drugs.
these tl;dr’s are actually useful when my brain isn’t working and I can’t understand what’s happening, thanks
Um. You realize that what’s comments are jokes, right? They’re good jokes, but still potentially misleading. For instance, the boulder from last chapter is not actually named Vash and it doesn’t eat people.
Probably.
*Probably*
Better than bleeding out….Definitely a low bar
How do you pronounce Alinua?
I call her ah-lin-ah, but I’m pretty sure she’s ment to be pronounced, ah-lin-ow or ah-lin-ee-ow or ah-leen-ow or ah-leen-ee-ow not sure which, ah-lin-ah is easiest and what feels most natural to me so it’s what I go with
Correction the official pronunciation is Ah-lin-wah, but I still call her Ah-lin-ah cause I think the official pronunciation is stupid. Nothing against Red, I just think the W is a bit jarringly placed
This is just me saying call however you want to call her as Alinua is an unusual name and can look confusing at first glance
*Rescues strange blonde boi bleeding out*
*Gives tea*
I love that name
Stabby boi is gettin bamboozled by a gentler, loinier, evil.
“I just witnessed my entire city destroyed with everyone in it and got my god stabbed out of me. I think I’m past tea and onto the hard stuff.”
I must remind all you shippers out there that Red has explicitly stated she doesn’t really get the concept of putting romance everywhere. So I wouldn’t get my hopes up about shipping material. This is probably the start of a beautiful friendship, but not more.
i can’t stop reading all the dialogue in red’s voice help lol
Very carefully.
Also, how surprised are you to get a reply to your comment almost two years after you posted it? My guess is “quite a bit”.
I feel cheated. Where are the glowing green eyes?
It’s more likely than you think
the alt text:
decaf, of course. it’s late!
Wait…So. Vash is the God AND the town name???
In response to his rapid questions and doubts
She gives him tea and tells him to chill out
Ok so I came back to check Alinua’s comment about how her eyes used to be grey, and lo and behold they were!! Wow I never noticed that-
It’s weird to see Alinua with grey eyes
I love her gray eyes, I miss them DX
The Kitty ears are no more