TL;DR: Prince Charming stabs Disarming with his holy Pantescalibur sword. It’s not very effective. Princess Disarming counterattacks with “shank”. It’s super effective!
What a fool you are Vash. She’s a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for her mercy.
Interesting that they both got stabbed but there’s blood on her blade and not on his. Zombie? I mean she’s clearly the last *coughcoughdon’tmindme* but she should ought still have blood and she does not
You know, it’s really rude to get stabbed through the heart and not die like a good villain. Almost as rude as someone not wanting you to take apart their soul. Really. Some people.
TRS: YOU’VE MADE A CLASSIC VILLAIN BLUNDER!! YOU’VE MONOLOGUED!! NOW I SHALL EXPLOIT YOUR MISTAKE!!!
Witch: no, I shank you
TRS: NOOOOOOO!!! (Darth Vader) MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Well, that was…kinda awkward for golden boi.
Stabby bits and sharp gubbins
she rlly said “no u”
TL;DR: Prince Charming stabs Disarming with his holy Pantescalibur sword. It’s not very effective. Princess Disarming counterattacks with “shank”. It’s super effective!
How rude : o
Vash: *Stabs*
Villain: *Holds up Uno reverse card*
Near immediate worf effect for golden boi McProtagonist. F.
Vash: AHHH! Right in my hubris!
What a fool you are Vash. She’s a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for her mercy.
Vash is the one who’s a god. You might want to reread some chapters.
why the fuck do i have fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus playing in my head as i reread this?
Interesting that they both got stabbed but there’s blood on her blade and not on his. Zombie? I mean she’s clearly the last *coughcoughdon’tmindme* but she should ought still have blood and she does not
Vash did the same mistake as Thor: don’t go for the guts, just go for the head. Decapitations are a lot harder to shrug off than a sword to the guts.
“Runch” is a great sound effect.
Hmm.. didn’t she get stabbed too?
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weird, that usually works
That sword is long, like really long.
You know, it’s really rude to get stabbed through the heart and not die like a good villain. Almost as rude as someone not wanting you to take apart their soul. Really. Some people.
What an incredible villain, I am so fucking obsessed.
the power of the uno reverse card is too strong
but like theres the rest of the series so clearly he doesnt die
An exchange of blows.
But it was too late, you see…
It was all for naught.
Vash: Die!
Creepy Green Lady: no u
Level 20 vs Challenge rating 25
He stabs and seeing his city screams “No!”
But the lady is like, “Back at ya”, though
Oh, right… Vash did actually choose violence here. Twice. It just didn’t work. I forgot that.
I don’t think that’s the sound a stab wound makes.
Sin Counter: 7
TRS: YOU’VE MADE A CLASSIC VILLAIN BLUNDER!! YOU’VE MONOLOGUED!! NOW I SHALL EXPLOIT YOUR MISTAKE!!!
Witch: no, I shank you
TRS: NOOOOOOO!!! (Darth Vader) MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
“My only weakness, death!”