It’s like walking into a valley full of beautiful, apparently untouched, wilderness, and then suddenly noticing the crude drawings of Mario, Luigi, and Luke scrawled onto a nearby cliff face. As well as the equally crude, but clearly drawn by a different hand, drawings of giant erect phalluses on all three of the figures. Tears spring to my eyes, as I contemplate the ineffable, immortal qualities of humanity represented by this tableau.
Also, I think Luke would absolutely dominate the Mario bros, whether in a fight or otherwise. Even when outnumbered, his Force powers and strength of will would clearly be more than a match for these hapless plumbers.
don’t need words to hear alinua’s anguish…
TL;DR: Blue explodey makes pink-floof stressed.
She needs a hug.
the alt text?
aw
Sitting in a tree would be nice
If you didn’t feel useless and unwise
This is the page with the least amount of comments, how beautiful to see nature, untouched and untamed by man. Let’s ruin it!
Start a chain of wether or not the Mario bros could beat Luke Skywalker
Like in a fight or… intamitly?
I was hoping for “in a fight”
Then I have no input on this argument
Mario breaks bricks like it’s nothing. He could Luke instantly.
It’s like walking into a valley full of beautiful, apparently untouched, wilderness, and then suddenly noticing the crude drawings of Mario, Luigi, and Luke scrawled onto a nearby cliff face. As well as the equally crude, but clearly drawn by a different hand, drawings of giant erect phalluses on all three of the figures. Tears spring to my eyes, as I contemplate the ineffable, immortal qualities of humanity represented by this tableau.
Also, I think Luke would absolutely dominate the Mario bros, whether in a fight or otherwise. Even when outnumbered, his Force powers and strength of will would clearly be more than a match for these hapless plumbers.
She crying, but she sadge, but she useless, but she pwetty, but she floof, floofy boof, boofy da floof doof. I don’t know where I’m going with this.
Me IRL every time one of my clients’ cats decides to spend the night outside with the raccoons and owls and otters and drunk drivers
vash is being a dofesh